If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase kwa 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
.Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing chakula within two hours of kitanda time.
.Men would be secretaries for female bosses,working twice as hard for none of the credit.
.Little girls would read "snow white and the seven hunks".
.Men would bring drinks,chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
.Men would HAVE to get play boy for the articles,because there would be no pictures.
.Men would learn phrases like:"I'm sorry","I upendo you","your beautiful","of course wewe don't look fat in that outfit".
.Men would be judged entirely kwa their looks,women kwa their accomplishments (I don't really like that one but I'm going to put it anyway).
.Men would pay as much attention to their women as there car.
.All toilet seats would be nailed down.
.Men would work on their relationships as much as they work on their careers.
.TV new segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
.All men would be forced to spend one mwezi in a PMS simulator.
.During mid-life crisis,men would get hot-flashes and women would tarehe 19-year-olds.
.Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
.After a baby is born,men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
.For basic training,solders would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
see now wouldn't things be so much easier if women ran the world.
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*