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posted by RavenRox2
-He stares at wewe a lot
- He hits wewe a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that siku she picked wewe up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with wewe cuz wewe couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make wewe laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever wewe two talk
-You hung up on him. He called wewe back
- wewe where invited kwa him to a group outin
- He called wewe to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh Which makes wewe laugh even harder
- He remembers little things wewe mention in casual conversation
- He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
- He uses every possible way to touch wewe (your hair, face, etc.)

Now make a wish.
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Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if wewe repost this
If wewe don't repost this then wewe will never get asked out
au wewe will lose the one wewe love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day
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It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon kusoma the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and alisema "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet wewe he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do wewe know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went nyumbani and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad alisema it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to kitanda to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she aliiba free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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