*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****
We’re not as big of perverts as wewe think we all are.
No matter what wewe say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like wewe to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don’t argue with us when we call wewe beautiful.
Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.
Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If wewe have cramps
and we ask wewe what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mwezi and
nothing more.
If wewe really liked us for us, wewe would let us think that our mustache,
beard, au sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if wewe can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
Don’t make bets about us, because one of your Marafiki will tell us, if you
don’t.
When we tell wewe that you’re not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
au what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause wewe think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that wewe dont’t
have to apologize
when wewe do something “wrong”.
wewe expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if wewe did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that wewe upendo us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause wewe might just get what
wewe wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.
Never pretend like wewe are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If wewe want us to put the kiti, kiti cha down when we’re done, wewe should put it up
when you’re done.
Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like wewe are anyway.
We’re not as big of perverts as wewe think we all are.
No matter what wewe say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
We like wewe to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Don’t argue with us when we call wewe beautiful.
Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.
Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If wewe have cramps
and we ask wewe what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mwezi and
nothing more.
If wewe really liked us for us, wewe would let us think that our mustache,
beard, au sideburns looked cool.
We never shave our legs. Get over it.
NEVER ask us if wewe can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.
Don’t make bets about us, because one of your Marafiki will tell us, if you
don’t.
When we tell wewe that you’re not fat, believe us.
We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees,
au what any other guy looks like for that matter.
What does pms stande for?
We may not be able to pee acurately all of
the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Just cause wewe think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that wewe dont’t
have to apologize
when wewe do something “wrong”.
wewe expect us to say and do sweet things for
you, but it would be nice if wewe did the same every once in a while.
We like to know that wewe upendo us. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try
to help us make the plans sometimes.
Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause wewe might just get what
wewe wish for.
Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”.
Never pretend like wewe are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.
Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better
anyway. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a
relationship.
PMS is not an excuse.
If wewe want us to put the kiti, kiti cha down when we’re done, wewe should put it up
when you’re done.
Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
And always remember: The way to a guys heart
is through his stomach…..and maybe….oh nevermind.
And last but not least:
We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like wewe are anyway.