1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her tarehe and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your inayopendelewa celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking maswali like "How are wewe and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as wewe can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible, kubadilishwa to go along with it. Ride your convertible, kubadilishwa with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that wewe don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with bacon in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the beach, pwani wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure au how wewe look like, go out there!