bila mpangilio Article: boys

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boys

posted by CUTEDXC

tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the siku u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

wewe can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck wewe SAW NOTHING

NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake

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softballqueen u spelled coffe wrong n break

r-pattz ... You're an idiot. [i]right down the day u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care[/i] Write it down? If it did matter to you, you wouldn't need to write it down. [i]never act crazy[/i] Absurd. Never acting crazy means never being loose, and if you're dating someone, you should be able to be loose with them. [i]he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips[/i] Um, there are other reasons why someone would break up with you. Maybe he's moving away, or there's someone else, or it just isn't working. By the way, your grammar is absolutely terrible. Learn to spell, would ya?

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lol

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xD

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bila mpangilio crap

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...O___O!!

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bila mpangilio

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FUNNY'S!

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Nursery Rhyme As Us Text Addicts Would Text Them Via Text Message

posted by TeamSongz4eva

MARY HAD A LITLE LMB LITLE LMB LITLE LMB MARY HAD A LITL3 LMB WHOSE FLECE WAS WHIET AS SNOW
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TWINKLE???!???? LOL TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF LOL HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF LOL LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!

i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33

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Catchprhases

posted by EllentheStrange

Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the kubeba wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I upendo wewe in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene

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things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to wewe as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say wewe understand when wewe don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. wewe don’t have PMS; don’t act like wewe know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
7. If wewe talk about having a big dick; we know wewe don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when wewe act like Mr....

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the engineer

posted by jessicamc26

The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty maarufu guy.

One siku God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here au I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are wewe going to get a lawyer?"

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Weird Science majibu

posted by Jeffersonian

A teacher forwarded this orodha of maoni from test papers, essays, etc., imewasilishwa to science and health teachers kwa elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the moyo and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...

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ways to make "Hey Band" stylish and funny

posted by Nayeli53

1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty au santino marella. au even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what wewe heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a shati over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...

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yoyo

posted by cheeeese

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