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i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do wewe hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be nyumbani for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and moto hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: wewe better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell wewe why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle kengele rock....(better start again)

PASSIVE AGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: on the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me(and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: thoughts of roasting on an open fire
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student au something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When wewe know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
hujambo guys! My Marafiki Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if wewe guys want to be a shabiki of bubblegirl2 then go to the two klabu ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to jiunge wewe guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done kwa ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done kwa me, it is done kwa
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps mbele before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell wewe that I upendo you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that wewe hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell wewe that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me wewe could care less.

I'm here to hug wewe when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell wewe how smart wewe are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell wewe that I upendo you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that wewe hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before wewe read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, au even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take wewe down a dark road - one that once wewe start, wewe can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull wewe out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragoni say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. samaki say blub blub blub.

13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And wewe ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know wewe better than wewe know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but wewe start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but wewe turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will wewe believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious upendo

- chapter 13-





"Ok wewe can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought wewe would like them."
"Well wewe were right! " Then I realized I was uigizaji like a 6 mwaka old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not uigizaji like a six mwaka old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I alisema the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when wewe smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll onyesha you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are wewe kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope wewe like it. Please maoni down below about what wewe like, what wewe don’t like, and what wewe want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice kusoma and uandishi in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn zaidi about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond songesha 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got nyumbani and found the wife preparing chajio, chakula cha jioni and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 zaidi feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she majibu back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying wewe simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I upendo your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear upendo stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one siku she was walking in the halls with her Marafiki and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) alisema in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie alisema "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah alisema "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie alisema "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat kwa Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past wewe pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the hivi karibuni decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as zaidi as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black imba as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna upendo wewe till the very...
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze video on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot zaidi simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge pink Floyd shabiki before this album. Obviously I do upendo them now.. The ukuta really made a pink Floyd...
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