bila mpangilio Article: Why wewe dont get brits drunk

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posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find zaidi crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? wewe are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let wewe watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE wewe GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE wewe A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE wewe SEEN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! wewe BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME au I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Marafiki is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if wewe will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

smileypop9 Lol say hi to Luca from me! Tell me what he says!

trentgwenfan1 lol

Annacrombie @smileypop9 luca said "Smiley are shmexy like your arse you git"

AlxanderRfan LOL xDDD

r-pattz Does this sound incredibly sexual to anyone else? Role play and handcuffs?

cloudstrifefan It sounds sexual to me

XxEmolovexX epiccc

Annacrombie the reason i dressed up in a police uniform cuz Luca only listens to policemen since my dad's best friend is a policeman and taught Luca alot of things about the law

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True upendo Will Come Through Part 1

posted by lunafan0299

Ok so we all hear upendo stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one siku she was walking in the halls with her Marafiki and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) alisema in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie alisema "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah alisema "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie alisema "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat kwa Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....

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Canada24 analyzes BREAKING BAD:

posted by Canada24

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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past wewe pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the hivi karibuni decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as zaidi as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...

Elsa Song (Parody of Peaches)

posted by whatsupbugs

Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black imba as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna upendo wewe till the very...

hisuian typhlosion

added by CokeTheUmbreon

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Canada24 analyzes pink FLOYD - THE ukuta

posted by Canada24

I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze video on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot zaidi simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge pink Floyd shabiki before this album. Obviously I do upendo them now.. The ukuta really made a pink Floyd...

On The Block Episode 23

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: wewe interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. wewe know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and songesha right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the mwezi this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....

On The Block Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...

On The Block Episode 21

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first siku of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first siku of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...

On The Block Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hujambo Master Sword, inayofuata time wewe interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...

On The Block Episode 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...

On The Block Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW mwaka ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I upendo Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....

How to play Word tafuta

posted by peterparkerrbu

Every link game has two essential components: a orodha of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must tafuta the grid for the listed words and drag their panya, kipanya over them to highlight them. The orodha is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories au topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...

People loved my JonTron nukuu (the 3/4 who saw it), so here's BionicPIC (Aaron Brown)

posted by Canada24

1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, wewe know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did wewe find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: wewe don't deserve this.. wewe don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What wewe gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell wewe (add voice) wewe should probably be...

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Reviews on songs bc im bored af (swearing included btw)

posted by BaBoNiStIcBlAki

~Streets kwa Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest wewe listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, wewe a rare breed, no comparing and...

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My thoughts about the " RAİN"

posted by elsafan1010

I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on juu of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop kwa drop and its beauty. Moreover, I upendo water, and rain is made of water. I upendo icy weather, and wewe can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at nyumbani watching the rain....

Adam Standler sinema PART 1;

posted by Canada24

Here's an makala I've been putting off for a long punda time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..

1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, wewe know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..

2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does onyesha that Adam can...

Hey, y'all. wewe know that "Halloween theme with words" video I post? Here are the lyrics

posted by 1012jackson

Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six mwaka old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they alisema "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...

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small rant I have

posted by Canada24

I hear there’s a Patrick nyota spinoff now. Man, let the onyesha die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 mwaka old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far zaidi likeable. He feels like an actual adult, au least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....

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Don't Come to Sector 7 Tomorrow - Final Fantasy: Dirge of Cerberus Review

posted by Windwakerguy430

Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final ndoto VII, the game that took the world kwa storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final ndoto franchise au just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with maswali about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...