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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find zaidi crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? wewe are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let wewe watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE wewe GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
"Let me get some pizza" I comanded
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
"SINCE WHEN ATE wewe A DOG!"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF!"
I sighed and did the only thing i could think of, i tied some rope around his neck and tied him to the bin, he bit through
"IMMA LAMA NOW!"
"Aw fu-"
"HAVE wewe SEEN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN THE muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu MAN"
I went to my last resort i had left, i ran upstair and threw on my police fancy dress, which happened to have a short skirt, my bro would be turned on which was not my plan, i also grabbed a water pistol
"FREEZE!" I shouted, jumping into the kitchen
Luca freezed who was now in his underwear whith two grapes up his nose
"BAM! wewe BAD LITLE SOD!" Luca shouted attacking the toaster, he ignored me
I pointed the gun at him "COME WITH ME au I'LL SHOOT"
I (eventuly) handcuffed him and led him to the his room
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!" Luca shouted repeatedly,
Now 17 mins past midnight I had Luca chained woth fake handcuff's to my bed, he was asleep
Adn that my Marafiki is the reason why we shall not give alcahol (or sugar in my case) to British people
Now if wewe will excuse me Luca is bititng my toe and i wanna sleep
-A.C.
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posted by misscrazel
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the Queen of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the Queen of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my Marafiki were there and upinde wa mvua Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked kwa with some bila mpangilio person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the Queen of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a mashua and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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These are not super scientific facts, these are just some bila mpangilio things that occurred to me wewe my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what pickle is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. mtoto wa mbwa in Converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In upendo with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks chai au coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk....
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but wewe pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of wewe is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
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