bila mpangilio Article: Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed kwa A bila mpangilio moto

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed kwa A bila mpangilio moto

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Marafiki and the moto alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the moto alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been zaidi funny to wewe if wewe *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop alisema this makala is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 4 others like this

cloudstrifefan AWESOME!!It Worked!!

DracoLuver Uh .... okay?

Rainsky57 YESSSSSSSSS! I don't know.

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

wewe turned to see a figure holding your Marafiki lifeless body. wewe screamed and the figure saw wewe and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" wewe screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your Marafiki lifeless body wewe started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then wewe with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else wewe turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" wewe murmured to your self backing up,the guy took wewe kwa your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard kwa the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases zaidi energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected upendo

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, wewe told me."

Paige:"Why wewe here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop kwa and tell wewe I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do wewe think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a beach, pwani in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits inayofuata to me on the crooked mti that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still onyesha in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this makala first go to the maoni though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell wewe my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell wewe what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person wewe will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my upendo even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave wewe hanging. I think my title is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's alisema that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way au another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what wewe think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the picha on my end meza, jedwali and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now wewe know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave wewe chills and made wewe gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so wewe shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell wewe know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound zaidi scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely bila mpangilio :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many mashabiki I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the juu 5 songs I upendo from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the bila mpangilio club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how wewe chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what wewe feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what wewe do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i upendo the way wewe know
who wewe are and to me it's exciting
when wewe know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The mwandishi of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my inayopendelewa scenes

I sat on my kitanda on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that wewe hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of machungwa, chungwa traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your chajio, chakula cha jioni with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in bila mpangilio spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone wewe meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our upendo survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my inayopendelewa thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my inayopendelewa holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, wewe get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are wewe ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" alisema the pie. it was pumpkin, boga pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i upendo you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are wewe doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky au disgusting, like melted chokoleti au a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand au went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The nyota Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of wewe and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my inayopendelewa fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my profaili page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks zamani this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious upendo chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was kusoma and math?"
"Boring"I alisema he kinda smiled and alisema "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do wewe no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just alisema "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew alisema "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was kusoma it in the maktaba when i came in too look...

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mysterious upendo chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the juu of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher alisema "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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zaidi facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

celery has negative calories. It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to kumeza the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes uchungu, chungu things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The sinema

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can wewe fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...