Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long zamani Lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived kwa simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend zaidi than wewe can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense Lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion au an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense Lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when wewe couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own nyumbani and the burglar could sue wewe for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death kwa his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived kwa his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Common Sense lived kwa simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend zaidi than wewe can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense Lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion au an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense Lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when wewe couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own nyumbani and the burglar could sue wewe for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death kwa his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived kwa his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
There is a 900 point giveaway that ends on 11/25/13!!! All wewe need to do to enter is maoni and share on another site!
Link to page: nickiminaj.devianart.com/journal/900-points-give-away-ENDS-NOV-25-413362493
I'll be entering, so maybe 2 of wewe guys and I will win 300 points!!! ( because 3 people that maoni will win, and will get 300 points each)
Good luck to all of you!!!
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Link to page: nickiminaj.devianart.com/journal/900-points-give-away-ENDS-NOV-25-413362493
I'll be entering, so maybe 2 of wewe guys and I will win 300 points!!! ( because 3 people that maoni will win, and will get 300 points each)
Good luck to all of you!!!
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This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
5.History
6.Yellow roses
7.Oragami
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
10.Writing
11.Acting
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
19.Archery
20.Deer
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
23.Pikachu
24.Grass-type Pokémon
25.Running
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
5.History
6.Yellow roses
7.Oragami
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
10.Writing
11.Acting
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
19.Archery
20.Deer
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
23.Pikachu
24.Grass-type Pokémon
25.Running
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask wewe do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built kwa amateurs; the Titanic kwa professionals.
Cheers!
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask wewe do something really big.
FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.
SIX: Build your future on high ground.
SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile
TEN: Remember, the Ark was built kwa amateurs; the Titanic kwa professionals.
Cheers!