bila mpangilio makala | Original makala on fanpop

posted by Sala-Draca

Cryptograms are a fairy easy puzzle type to solve. Each letter in the quote stands for another letter. For instance, MXI UPRQH QRM would translate to THE BLACK CAT. If wewe get stuck, try looking for patterns. For instance, single letters are most likely to translate to I au A.

Feel free to print this article, au to just work the puzzles in the maoni section. For an added challence, I won't be posting the answers. Good luck!

1. "G ESAD KSGRK GRYS IRSYVDU JSUEZ, IRZ G ESAD PMOYDUGDO... G EGND YVD CDDEGRK SC ZGOTSADUM." - ZIAGZ EMRTV

2. "CVMPC DSUZG CABKU'W EBVDDS CPEBZW VZWAEK KA TOZG VK GB...

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The Youtube Screwups

posted by alexischaos2004

Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about Youtube and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, jiunge me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.

Ah... Youtube. You're one of my inayopendelewa websites in the entire history of the internet. The content wewe onyesha me is truly enlightening. I always watch the video wewe have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I upendo you, Youtube.

WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...

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Video games can have health benefits!

posted by carsfan

Video games can have health benefits!

Video games can be used as therapy for “lazy eye” in adults. Sufferers of amblyophobia can use video games to improve their vision! Amblyophobia is a condition that affects the eyes. Because of a brain disorder, vision does not develop properly in one eye.

It is the most common disorder, which causes lack of vision in one eye for youth and adults who are middle-aged. For most children, the treatment for “lazy eye” (amblyophobia) is wearing an eye patch on the good eye. This forces the brain to use and exercise the underdeveloped eye.

This works...

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my blog<3 1

posted by adaug

May 14th.
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today was... FUN!We had a track and field siku at school. Thats when (for the whole day) wewe gotta do activities and some with WATER!!! I GOT DRENCHED!!!
A lot has gone on i have a Youtube account:
link. I got on fanpop again! FINALLY!! wewe might know my friend Shada? Well... after school SHE'S COMING BACK TO OKLAHOMA!!!!AHHH!!YAY!!!I MISSED HER!!!
I Have a Facebook.
I have until Friday till school's over!!!! Then I'll be on a lot more.
Who's ready for summer!!???
I AM!
And my friend,Emma, and I had a little warhead challenge. Numb,still.
I went to her place and a brat named Aleaha is always being a brat! So now she isn't bothering us anymore. Ha.
So.. how's YOUR life going?

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Bob and Sarah at the Dance...

posted by emmett

My Marafiki and I made this.. we found it funny. wewe might not get it though... But good for wewe if wewe do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could wewe take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just wewe and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that...

juu 5 worst shabiki fiction stories I ever reviewed

posted by Canada24

#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most maarufu stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the siku I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird

#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else

#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories

#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.

#5: SWEET apple MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.

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100 Hottest Male watu mashuhuri (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - wewe should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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A pointless, bitchy rant about one of the most annoying things ever in my opinion.

posted by someone_save_me

wewe know what I hate? When wewe hold the door open for some bila mpangilio fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on kwa without saying thank wewe au even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do wewe think wewe are? Do wewe not see me opening this door for you, wasting sekunde of my life for some bila mpangilio dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill wewe to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life kwa even a jiffy and yes that's an...

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how to clean your room fast and easier

posted by karpach_14

1.Turn on your inayopendelewa muziki au tv show,your inayopendelewa song makes wewe want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones au instant messaging wewe will get to carried away and before wewe know it wewe will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang au fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if wewe put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be zaidi room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. wewe could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...

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Montage Man

posted by TDAPlayer158

"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background muziki to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a siku au two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all wewe got, don't stop now! wewe gotta give it all wewe got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño...

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My favourite female watu mashuhuri

posted by kellyclarkson12

My favourite watu mashuhuri

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The L Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One mti Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!

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posted by DontCare

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The Nut House Episode 19

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Marafiki at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice...

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Five inspiring songs I can think of from the juu of my head

posted by Canada24

#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if wewe allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..

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Where Do Balloons Go?

posted by zanesaaomgfan

I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice au Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, wewe will be on the Nice orodha forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, wewe will be on the naughty orodha until wewe send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever wewe believe in], the place where he decides if wewe should stay with him au go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D

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blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette mbele and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must songesha to coach because she doesn’t have a...

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Science vs God

posted by MineTurtle

This ain't mine. I twas originally written kwa xSHOCKYx, who alisema 'Pass this on if wewe upendo Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So wewe believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are wewe good au evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

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Abortion poem

posted by eslisle4254

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I upendo the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your moyo beat is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If wewe could see me, wewe could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes wewe happy. I always want wewe to be happy. I don't like it when wewe cry. wewe sound...

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10 bila mpangilio things to do in a elevator XD

posted by Feathershine

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a bila mpangilio song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are zaidi people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even alisema shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

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78 most annoying things to do in an elevator

posted by x-menobsessed26

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give wewe a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...