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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kuvuka, msalaba the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help au ideas as to what it might be au what she can do to fix herself?
1)read something over and over that wewe thing that think is funny that wewe au someone ilitumwa on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before wewe go to school, work, cherch au when your at nyumbani i just got dun, waliopelekwa kusoma a 100 times over what i ilitumwa on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your siku off right
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before wewe go to school, work, cherch au when your at nyumbani i just got dun, waliopelekwa kusoma a 100 times over what i ilitumwa on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your siku off right
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don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.
this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
au the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right
and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
au the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
au the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right
and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
au the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
