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Lilly's diary - bye bye my favourite teacher

posted by dxcfan101

Dear Diary,
i'm really really sad because i'm still grounded, jake dumped me, ms perrywinkle still slaps me, and mr scalleywag waz fired today :( :(
it all started today - i walked sadly/happly to school, sadly because ms perrywinkle and jake, happly because mr scalleywag (my most favourite teacher of all time) waz my art teacher
as i walked into mr scalleywag's class room i saw dat he waz paking his bags as if is summer
so i asked him why he waz paking, i waz fired yester siku after school, he said.
quickly i ran out of mr.s's class and in the bathroom and balled my eyes out, i waz so sad
but i made it true
and here i'am again still balling my eyes out in my room still grounded

ps my computer is not a dick anymore :D

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Girl Confessions

posted by Bluekait

1. Do wewe sleep in your bra?
2. Does your dad know wewe like guys yet?
3. Are wewe a girly girl?
4. Small au large purses?
5. Are wewe short?
6. Do wewe like somebody?
7. Do wewe care if your socks are dirty?
8. Do wewe like Halloween?
9. Are wewe double jointed?
10. Where is the weirdest place wewe have slept?
11. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
12. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
13. Do wewe call anybody kwa their last name?
14. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

GIRLS BE HONEST...
15. What color is the bra that you're wearing?...

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kaluri the insane kid o.O randomness

posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx

Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental nyumbani for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a mduara, duara like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...

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52 Awesome Facts About upendo

posted by E-Scope90

Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and upendo potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in upendo if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chokoleti a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chokoleti a siku before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in upendo approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic upendo suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...

1

A Slender Man in Silent Hill.

posted by marksmen456

Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.

The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise wewe hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...

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Funny as hell jokes

posted by iluvsmj

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of wewe bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of wewe bastards who are getting on, get your punda in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want wewe to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When wewe come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...

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Butterfly.

posted by BloodyMascara_

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It is ever so cold.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the snow.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
One kwa one,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
The soldiers run.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Keep me safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Fly me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I will upendo wewe forever.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
You will leave me never.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Where did wewe go?
Butterfly, Butterfly.
I need to know.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I am not safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Take me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the growing flames.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Show me the way.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It burns so bad.
Butterfly, Butterfly....

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how to know a girl like u

posted by yukikiyruu

How To Know If a Girl Likes wewe – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that wewe meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely kwa the way she looks at wewe au kwa the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they onyesha it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...

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Cleverbot is a Stalker, Among Other Things...

posted by Spinner13

[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But wewe alisema I would never be the boss of you. Why did wewe change your mind?

User: I did not. And wewe are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps wewe have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if wewe have an evil twin who is pretending to be wewe on your website. Are wewe sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...

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Meebo Emotions

posted by selenagomezfan7

meebo
     (meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
     (smile) :) :-) =) =-)
     :D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
     (angel) O:)
fun
     (lol) x-D X-D :))
     :P :-P
     (wink) ;) ;-)
     ;P ;-P
     :'D
     :-> :>
     (cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
     :-* :*
     :pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
     <:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
     :S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
     (hmm)
     : :-
oops
     :x :X :-X :-x    ...

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My orodha of Good Shows

posted by xoPixie-Popxo

Feel free to add some suggestions au reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The uhuishaji is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get zaidi cartoons like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...

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how to annoy your parents?

posted by karpach_14

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.

7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask wewe what you're doing, say "Wearing...

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What Types of Nutrition Can Help wewe Fight Corona Virus (COVID-19)?

posted by PharmaLimitless

It has been almost six months since COVID-19 came into our lives and disrupted it completely. We are now living in a coronavirus pandemic, where we have to take extra precautions about what we eat, who we talk to and how often we leave the house, among other things in order to protect the health of ourselves and our loved ones.

Since no vaccine for COVID-19 has been found yet, the only and best way to control the virus spread is kwa limiting the exposure. Health authorities around the globe have issued recommendations and measures to follow to the virus spread.

In addition to observing these...

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An Open Letter to Grammar Nazis

posted by tamore

Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what wewe stand for is admirable. I upendo syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.

But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin upendo lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...

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How to ge an easy A+

posted by prussiaducky

1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, chemsha bongo and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much wewe pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept au teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if wewe know the answer, au ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...

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i am

posted by Hollestercutie

All with [x] apply to me all with r idks

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(yep)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION,...

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Enough is enough.

posted by BlindBandit92

I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If wewe are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell wewe why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure wewe might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge au the opposite side will never come to your side.

By...

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The tunnles chapter 7 (I'm starting to know zaidi about the characters)

posted by misscrazel

7
Spencer
I held on to Dominic. Something about it seemed different than hugging a friend. It also felt different then hugging Stephanie too. zaidi like hugging Belinda. That's weird.
I let go of Dominic. That was really creepy. Why would hugging Dominic feel like hugging Belinda? This is scary. I'm going to think about something else.
I go over to Stephanie.
"hi" I say.
"why aren't wewe with Dominic?" she asks.
"I'm not always with Dominic." I snap.
"you usually are." she says.
I have nothing to say to...

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Bullying

posted by Usui--takumi

Bullying is an insecure person who goes around putting others down just to make themselves feel superior, au just to hurt others, au try to control others.
It can be different types, verbal, looks, harassment, physical abuse, controlling, spreading rumors, manipulating others to dislike another person, disparaging remarks, lies, etc.
In every school , there is suppose to be an anti bullying program and not just a verbal policy, but one that is followed through on with the adults , principles, teachers, school administration.
The White House et al sent out a letter mandating these antibullyiing...

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My story!

posted by invadercalliope

One siku calliope and this girl named chloe (her friend)
Were sick so they couldn't go to skool.....
WHILE AT SKOOL
Oh no the disease if spreading!!!!!
MY HAIR NOT MY HAIR!
Calliope: this f****** sucks
chloe: *sleeping*
THE inayofuata DAY
EVERYONE WITH THERE HEAd on there chin!
Calliope: Oh hujambo cassie
chloe: ummmm WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!
calliope: wewe look like aberham licoin au whatever!
Cassie: I KNOW MY HAIR WAS ON MY FACE THIS MORNING!
calliope: well thats weird.....
chloe: WELL YEAH
calliope: umm chloe everyone in skool has shaved heads i just herd that they are re-naming the skool aberham beards
chloe: WOW
buffy: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
calliope: buffy was at skool >.> how much did me miss
chloe: alot
calliope: Buffy wewe should leave.....your creepy looking with that beard of yours
buffy: *cries*
calliope: well lets get to class