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Opinion by jessicamc26 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Guide by jessicamc26 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK
if the egg was thirst(not saying it was)
that means the chick was second

and what came thirst
the banana, ndizi
au the banana, ndizi tree?

au what came thirst
the egg
au the bird?

there are so many things i want to know
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you

YES YOU

could give me the majibu to just a few of my
question

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PIE!

SHEEP

BANANA

ORANGE

APPLE

PAIR

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List by Guste_LT posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is aliyopewa to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask wewe any maswali tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick wewe out stare at them through the window and make faces.
10.Bring your own chakula and them to heat it up for you
11.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
12.After wewe say each item say, “Can wewe hear me now? Good!”
13.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
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List by Guste_LT posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, au ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t wewe wearing shoes” wewe reply kwa standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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don't worry this makala is not about kondoo au bananas it is about a zaidi serious matter.

this is a debate and i want everyone kusoma this
uandishi a maoni about what wewe think is write au wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

au the chicken?

thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a shabiki
of bila mpangilio to write what they think is right


and become a shabiki of me and become a shabiki of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
au the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i upendo bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR wewe SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i upendo sheep


I've seen a kondoo eat a banana, ndizi


both of those things i love



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SHEEP!!!!




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BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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A PIE IS A PIE BUT A PIE IS A PIE SO
WHAT IS A PIE BECAUSE A PIE IS A PIE?
that is the question

cherry pie
apple pie
CHICKEN pie

those are the best pies ever



but

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banana, ndizi



WE
LOVE
BANANA

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banana, ndizi




SHEEP



COW



ROOF



BAAAAAAA




MOOOOOOOO





MEOWWWWWW





NAYYYY





HELLO


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LIKE




PIE



but the banana, ndizi and pie





died

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Opinion by smileyfaceddude posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Edward cullen



Chiken chiken




pooooop

WTF stands for Wheres the fudge!?!?






Cinamon peacocks



SAM ULEY! mbwa mwitu man



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Da deep blue apple charlie the unicorn poop
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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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so i alisema
yo
and he alisema
what
so i said
yo
and he alisema
what
so i alisema
yo
and he said
what
so i alisema
yo
and he alisema
what
so i alisema
yo
and he said
what do wewe want from me
and i said
a


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na
an
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A banana, ndizi


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i upendo this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



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BANANA!
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LOVE



banana, ndizi



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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Marafiki Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitar, gitaa player (Billy ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I upendo wewe all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about wewe man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are wewe doing here?

Simon:I uhhh...I'm here with Randy and Kara to see wewe guys and uhhhh stuff...

*Silents*

Simon:You can't judge me!I'm the Judge!I JUDGE YOU!!!

*Simon runs away crying*
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Fan fiction by meow_girl posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd wewe get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So wewe broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So wewe broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your uigizaji like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't know I'm doing it.

Selena:Oh my god!

Taylor:That's what stalking is Joe.

Joe:Nuh-uh.

Miley:Joe your retarded.
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Article by smileyfaceddude posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Like the title says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Marafiki alisema that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Opinion by shutyourface posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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my title is my opinion so if wewe don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a shabiki of me so i leave this message in peace

if your kusoma this i'm dead, au i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your kusoma this ...........................................................................then wewe have been have won a special prize! no. if your kusoma this wewe have a moyo unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE



PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
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Guide by taytrain97 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

kwa this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray
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List by lalaland101 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters

the siku the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)

sunday school musical(high school musical)

the terminators (terminator: salvation)

AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)

Halloween night (halloween)

2010: supernova (2010)

transmorphers(transfromers)

the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)

the land that time forgot (land of the lost)

when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)

king of the Lost world (king kong)

100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)

mitaani, mtaa racer (speed racer)

pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)

monster (cloverfield)

snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
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Fan fiction by deathchick9 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Over the many years of pikachu,if wewe look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight wewe fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his chakula up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me wewe little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.
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Opinion by Kanji posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Most Common Eye Colors

Brown
The eye color that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Hazel
Another common eye color is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye color has also been defined as the medium-color between light brown and dark green. Hazel is common amongst people in America and Europe, while rare in African, Middle Eastern and Asian people.

Gray
Gray eye color is considered to be a darker shade of blue (like blue-green). This eye color is related to low melanin in the iris and is related to scant pigmentation throughout the body (like pale skin, light hair, etc). Gray eyes have been found to reveal small amounts of yellow and brown color in the iris. European people, belonging to countries like Russia, Finland and the Baltic States,...
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List by madelinestar714 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend wewe have a bila mpangilio obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the inayofuata few days and buy all sorts of llama related stuff then one siku dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several zaidi times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of wewe so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad parts in sinema and cry during funny parts
7.when wewe fart sigh dramaticly instead of saying excuse me
8.dont put the shabiki on after taking a crap in the bathroom
9.crack your knuckles, sniff, etc. repeatedly for no reason
10.set the ringtone on your phone to something really annoying and when it rings dont answer it and deny that your phone is ringing(this works best in a movie theater)
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Opinion by 1122ridr posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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What is heavy forwards but backwards it is NOT?

Hint: The answer is in the question

Can wewe guess, if wewe can, I'll give wewe props.

PS: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
BATMAN!!!!
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List by shadow_luver posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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i made this all up

1. dress up as jason then get a chainsaw and make it look like wewe killing there son/daughter while all your doing is squerting ketchup on him/her


2. go to their house and tell the husband I upendo wewe TO __________say his/HER NAME

3.go to their house and tell them WHO ATE ALL MY PICKLES


4.go to their house act like wewe dont know them and then yell outt OMFG IM NEIGHBORS WITH GOERGE LOPEZ


5.go to their house say wewe got a job on the news then tell them that they should be wearing something warm but acually its gonna be swimming weather


6.go to their house say that theres no zaidi chakula in your house and instead of eating the chakula wewe take all of your chakula in there friudge


7.go to their house and ask them to have a donation for the GIVE "YOUR NAME HERE" MONEY donation

8. go outside and yell out GUESS WHAT WORLD MY NEIGHBORS CAN SHIT BIG MACS
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Opinion by cute20k posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed kwa my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings going my way

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Ima mess
Im choking over simple words.
Everything's wrong past my grinning teeth
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Opinion by sassikassi posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Can wewe read this? I cduol't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to a rscheeacrh at Cmarbgide Uirenvtsiy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht odrer the ltretes in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tnhig is taht the frsit and lsat lttteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl nses and wewe can siltl raed it whtouit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseac the huamn mnid does not raed ervey lteetr kwa istlef, but the wrod as a wolhe. Azinamg, huh? Yaeh, and I tghuhot slpelnig was ipmroantt! I wewe can raed tihs, rpsoet it. Strange...isn't it?=) ONLY REPOST IF U CAN READ THIS.
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Article by dramaqueen00 posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can wewe fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible friend already is. 11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs inayofuata to wewe as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind wewe and see if wewe can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
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Fan fiction by 1122ridr posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
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Many legends have been told of frightening black mbwa that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If wewe ever meet him, you'll know him kwa two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When wewe see him the first time, he brings wewe joy. He follows wewe wherever wewe go, wags his tail, waits for wewe if wewe stop along the way. The sekunde time wewe meet him is a time of sorrow for you. But, if wewe see him twice, don't go back to Hanging Hills. Because the third time wewe see the black dog, wewe die. W.H.C. Pynchon told part of the story almost a century ago. A geologist, he was visiting Meriden, Conneticut, because he wanted to see unusual rock formations he herd about. When he first saw the black dog, it was standing on a high boulder and looking down at him, wagging its tail. When Pynchon continued on his way, the dog ran alongside. When the geologist stopped at an inn for lunch, the dog waited outside for him. They spent the afternoon together, and it wasn't...
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