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Why people should be careful of what they say au post on here.

posted by egyptprincess7

Hello there. As many of wewe have already noticed,there has been a lot of stuff that's not for kids 13 and under. Like pornography in a couple of spots and vile language. As their seniors I guess,we should make this place safer for them. Nobody wants to be arrested for talking sexually to a 12 mwaka older au for posting child porn on here. But many people wonder why they shouldn't curse. I will honestly explain that to you. Please enjoy this opinionated article.

One of the first reasons why a person shouldn't curse (type them anyways) around 13-11 mwaka olders on here is because they might learn...

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A Father's upendo Letter

posted by MineTurtle

Just to let wewe know, this is NOT mine. I found it on another website.

My Child,

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1

I know when wewe sit down and when wewe rise up. Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered.
Matthew 10:29-31

For wewe were made in my image. Genesis 1:27

In me wewe live and songesha and have your being. Acts 17:28

For wewe are my offspring. Acts 17:28

I knew wewe even before wewe were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose wewe when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are...

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The Evil Teddy kubeba

posted by darktheheghog

one siku three girls were walking around the sekunde hand duka the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest Marafiki they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the sekunde hand duka and saw a cute looking Teddy kubeba she picked the Teddy kubeba up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina alisema as she held up the teddy kubeba "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni alisema while...

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i dare u

posted by itchygum

I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... maoni on this makala if it made u laugh... shabiki this makala if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and shabiki me if I made wewe laugh

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zaidi things wewe should know about me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole cherry once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair

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A sad story.

posted by deathding

*Sigh* 14 years of age. And yet, life hasn't gotten too much better. I have a bit zaidi friends, and am getting along with life pretty well, so what's the problem?

Well, it's....These haunting memories of mine. They keep coming back to me, back when I was nothing zaidi than a mere shadow, hiding all alone in the corner of my school.

It started out as a weird dream.... I was standing on a cliff, and there was a short gap between another cliff that I could've jumped over pretty easily, but the gap got larger.

And it was right then and there that I realized, I was alone.

It seemed like the dream wanted...

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40 bila mpangilio facts that wewe probably never knew about!

posted by carsfan

1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was mamba dung, used kwa Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When wewe die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on juu of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the mwaka - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million....

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A Little Work Goes a Long Way!

posted by Bananaaddict

Okay, though wewe can't necessarily tell kwa the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever zamani (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where wewe press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...

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pass it on

posted by shutyourface

if wewe r kusoma this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... wewe will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............

i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
wewe get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on

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A bila mpangilio walk in the park...

posted by ase

Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do wewe do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call wewe that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I alisema STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are wewe again?

In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet wewe can't guess HER middle name!!!
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being ugly

posted by orangeturnip

things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly wewe become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way wewe look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww au not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have wewe become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one bila mpangilio act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

upendo yourself
upendo the world
spread some joy

upendo peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who wewe are.
dont let the world change you

thank wewe for taking the time to read ... this came from my moyo and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

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MY FLUFFAAAY KITTY!

posted by girsmurf22

random

i am petting my kitty.

my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!

oh crap my cat just scratched me.

i'm suffering in pain.

now i'm screaming.

now i'm in the hospital.

now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.

and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.

AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.

THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................

i'm gonna whoop your ass

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Things to do when ur bored!!!!!

posted by jodith

I know i get bored ALOT lol...so r some ppl...so here is sometings wewe can do whenever u feel like REALLY bored...

P.S:somethings i've write just 4 fun..

ok so:
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. LOL=D
4. Sharpen your teeth.
5.Braid your mbwa hair.
6.Wash a tree.
7.Scare Steven King.
8.Give your cat a mohawk.
9.Whine.
10.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
11.Dress like your inayopendelewa Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
12.Play with matches.
13.Buff your cat.
14.Learn Greek.
15.Change your...

In-Indie - Awesome pea, njegere

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I was a little kid, I grew up with a Gameboy along with a few games for it. One of those games was Kirby’s Dream Land for the original Gameboy Color. It was a short game that wewe could beat in thirty minutes, but it was so much fun to play. I loved every sekunde of it as a kid, from the amazing Gameboy graphics to the music. I bring this up because today is an indie game that perfectly captures the feeling of those classic Gameboy games, known as Awesome Pea.

Awesome pea, njegere follows the adventures of a little Pea, who is extremely greedy. All he wants is coins, and he’ll travel across...

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Back Around

posted by nmdis

"Back Around"

What did I do to deserve this?
Tell me the truth and don't lie
You're pretty good at that but, no not this time
wewe walk around like wewe run the world,
Running your mouth, and talking about me now,
They think that you're the perfect girl,
There gonna see everything so get back

[Chorus:]
It's gonna come back around
wewe know that this town is just too small and I'm too tall to take this again
You're just too adverse but I got news
wewe know you're just gonna lose
Everything and everyone that mean so much to you.

I'm feeling bad for,
wewe are alone and nobody cares that wewe are
One look...

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I made a story

posted by Supergirl14

The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make...

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MUSIC.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all upendo - music.

What is music? muziki is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of muziki to suit everyone, wewe can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...

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100 Best Things to Do

posted by australia-101

100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that wewe are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the inayofuata bila mpangilio thing no matter how ridiculous au stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them wewe can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...

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Misconceptions about indigenous peoples

posted by Inner_Rage

I decided to write an makala because some hivi karibuni news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an makala about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to onyesha everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If wewe maoni on something wewe believe is true, then...

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13 Differences Between Women and Men

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...