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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do wewe have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy moyo
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

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(> )># So, i got wewe this lil waffle.
U..U

....(_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

(_/)
(^-^)
(>#<)
U...U
You know what, i eatted da waffle

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posted by iamagagamonster
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~~ dont be offended, i upendo bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way wewe are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl wewe need to shave

and when wewe smile, the whole world ducks and...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
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Aquarius.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Uranus
Symbol: The Water Bearer
Your stone: Amethyst
Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries
Vibration: High frequency
Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Description:
Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready au not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. wewe are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal...
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starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] hujambo how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since wewe carnt do webcam, wewe send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, wewe need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate wewe asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of wewe treating...
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posted by crazy_frog222
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Your alarm goes off, wewe hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm kuoga to help wewe wake up.
He goes days au weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the kuvuka, msalaba hanging on his chain inayofuata to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was kusoma a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still kusoma the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one siku and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...
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* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them wewe require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them wewe want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess wewe really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s...
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posted by xSoulOfFury
If wewe could visit my page, link , I would appreciate it. maoni leaving wewe page link if wewe have one and Ill visit it. If wewe like my dragons, visit each one, and become a fan, please. If wewe dont have one but want one, visit dragcave.net and create an account. Go to the cave and click an egg at the bottom au click "take one of those" and click an egg there. Go to eggswillbedragons.com and click "add scroll" and type your jina la mtumiaji in. Youll be getting maoni and unique maoni kwa the hundreds.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by Fangirl99
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ok,if your bored,heres some things to do on fanpop

1.add a video
2.make a forum
3.post a makala *like me*
4.go on your Meebo and chat with someone
5.go no the live fanpop chat
6.add an image
7.make a pop quiz
8.add a link to something cool
9.make a swali *bout whatever*
10.make a club

ok,those are somethings to do no fanpop.sorry,if i missed any.
i can go.i have to rite more,so,you can stop.

BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
posted by milorox18
14
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, jiunge 'em.
If ya can't jiunge 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Life is really just getting by. Through love, heartbreak, and this fucked up thing that we call life. Some have good lifes, some have alright lifes, and some have lifes that just plain suck.
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other makala like this so here's another one.I hope wewe enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks kwa (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a chai party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals kwa say "would wewe like to jiunge us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the pink fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good au I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
posted by lilred96
4
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad au somthing?"
no wewe look beautiful dont ever think wewe are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher alisema "Class wewe will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher alisema "I want wewe to draw what ever wewe feel in your heart.What...
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posted by lilred96
6
Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was kusoma and math?"
"Boring"I alisema he kinda smiled and alisema "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do wewe no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just alisema "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew alisema "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was kusoma it in the maktaba when i came in too look...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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After wewe cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and moto trucks so wewe get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what wewe are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let wewe in front of him/her, onyesha your appreciation kwa letting the entire...
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An inhabitant of Mount Jory, Paramatta, was believed to be dead. his supposed remains were about to be committed, when a mourning relative startled the bystanders kwa exclaiming, "I must see my father once more; something tells me he is not dead!" the coffin was thereupon opened and found to contain a living inmate.



In May, 1864, a man died very suddenly at a hospital in the state of New York, and as the doctors could not explain the cause of death they resolved upon a post-mortem examination, but when they made the first cut with the knife, the supposed dead man jumped up and grasped the doctor's...
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posted by Alx_master
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Today 1/21/09 at 2 o clock IN THE MORNING, someone called me, at first I thought it was my cell phone alarm to go to school. Since I thought it was an alarm I didn't say anything, then I heard this guy say "hello". I was freaked out why would someone call me this early, so I just hanged up. I went to sleep and 10 dakika later someone calls me again, it was the same guy. I was still asleep and still thought it was my alarm. This time, but realized it wasn't. I alisema "hello" and the guy said, "where r u?". I don't know why, but I hanged up. I went to sleep again, and guess what he called again....
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posted by stefani_n13
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Live. Laugh. Love. we live to laugh; we laugh because we love; we upendo to live, laugh, and love.

[randomness] definition ; me and my Marafiki :] we live kwa the randomness of the day. whatever happens happens. whatever goes goes. randomness is our life. we have to accept it.
living is random. laughing is random. loving is random. i am random.

[love] definition ; the melting feeling wewe feel when wewe look into his eyes and the world around wewe is gone. wewe two are the only ones there. he puts his arm around your waist. wewe two make perfect eye contact, and wewe realize that, just for a second, everything...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing zaidi than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 mwaka old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring wewe to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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