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posted by BlondLionEzel
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to jiunge their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged kwa you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before wewe Family Guy mashabiki start to flame me, Meg is my inayopendelewa character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the onyesha puts her...
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posted by Syltre
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1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows wewe and loves wewe just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless wewe happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Marafiki wewe can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - wewe get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Marafiki stab wewe in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by nmdis
It's the boy wewe never told 'I like you'
It's the girl wewe let get away
It's the one wewe saw that siku on the train
But wewe freaked out and walked away

It's the plane wewe wanna catch to Vegas
Things wewe swear you'd do before wewe die
It's the city of upendo that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly

[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the muziki songesha you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight

It's the time that wewe totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight wewe had when wewe didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change

It's all...
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It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on bila mpangilio found out that the bila mpangilio club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The bila mpangilio club is one of the most maarufu klabu on Fanpop. We need to form a team au something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other klabu too, such as the Sonic shabiki Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason alisema hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason alisema letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by jessy_an
Most of time when wewe talk to a person and start to talk about another person with them like how much they are nice and especial for wewe so the person with whom wewe are talking feel jealous that wewe like another person zaidi they think about it zaidi and zaidi and they start to hate wewe can see how jealousy turns to hate and in this world we should upendo each other because hate can destroy the world and the earth is only place where wewe can live don't destroy it don't make anyone jealous I know it's happens to wewe too.
PS: I'm bored lol idk what did i just write.
posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. upendo yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by Heartisalone
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Yeah, so we kinda invaded Random.
We are sorry for anyone offended, hurt, crushed, burned, murdered, au struck speechless kwa our actions.
WE ARE NOT A CULT.
For those of wewe who were thinking that... not to name some.
We are a nation of those who deeply appreciate symmetry, and the great 8.
We wanted to spread symmetry awareness.
Hopefully our goals were achieved.

I hope wewe accept our apology.


Side-note:
Oh leader 8, if wewe are kusoma this, wewe missed a lot.
We upendo you.
posted by bubbletl
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by energizerbunny
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5. Avril Lavigne

Not a shabiki but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a shabiki but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
posted by sid1123
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So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the swali is not how we criticize others au why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are bila mpangilio who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...
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posted by lloonny
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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a moyo attack. His moyo isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first wewe don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on moto with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by happyfreak
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A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she alisema it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written kwa a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As wewe will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
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Pros

* No one can overhear your conversation
* Can get away with it while your Phone is on silent
* the use of smileys
* helps improve use of keyboard (in my opinion)
* can do it whenever
* takes the place of fone calls


Cons
* nosy peeps may read over your shoulder
* some people just dont know how to spell
* parent dont get why us teens are so addicted to this
*the person wewe texted doesnt reply till the inayofuata day:((



ok this was my first own idea makala and i wanna know if wewe would still like a look inside my mind on what i think about things<33

TheBee
posted by KilledbyanAngel
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Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
-----------------------------------------
Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry inayofuata time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when wewe send me to my room after...
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Note: These have been all tried kwa me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to bila mpangilio people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at bila mpangilio people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were wewe following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, wewe run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do wewe follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do wewe have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are wewe ready to jiunge us now?
Hands in the air, we will onyesha wewe how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and songesha your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by trentgwenfan1
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1st step what is the montth of your brith siku
1/ 1 meet
2/ i hurt
3/ i wached
4/ i eat
5/ i smaked
6/ i married
7/ i fainted
8/ i got mad
9/ i ran
10/ i broke
11/ i drove
12/ i went to a party



step 2 the siku of your brith
1 a fat guy
2 a goth girl
3 a musition
4 a dumb person
5 a person that dance very stupidely
6 a mean brat
7 a a hot guy
8 justin beber
9 hannah montana
10 peter gifin
11 a loser
12 prestdent oboma
13 will drinking soda
14 myslef
15 wewe
16 a old man
17 will boxing
18 a wii
19 a maniac
20 a mime
21 Facebook
22 a flamingo
23 a grave
24 michel oboma
25 a haertbreaker
26 a warewolf...
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posted by karpach_13
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101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get
to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as wewe see fit.

9. When there are...
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