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cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Five: Naomi

    I’m Naomi Ann Queues. I live(d) with my parents, Ashlee and Terence and my two older siblings, Katy and Sebastian. I have a wonderful (I upendo him to DEATH) boyfriend named Tyler who was probably smarter than my best friend, Tori in math last mwaka (sorry, Tori!) Anyways, I had to stay after graduation for a bunch of picha with Tori and stuff. Throughout our time at our little school, Saint Peters, my best friend and I had won a lot of awards. So whenever we were asked personally kwa Mr. Brunner, our school principal,...
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cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months zamani in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a fudge pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather kitanda and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I upendo mchele balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I upendo video games!
I upendo to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I upendo ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I upendo my ferret, chororo-kaya so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I upendo them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!
posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN upendo WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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posted by InvaderGore
Here are some nukuu and sayings enjoy.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself

Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Life is bila mpangilio so am i.

i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!

You're now aware that wewe can't say "Irish Wristwatch".

caution i'm not like other girls.

If they laugh,it's funny.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.

we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.

i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.

a friend is someone who knows the song in your moyo and can sing it back to wewe when wewe have forgotten the words.

the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen au even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

i hope wewe enjoyed the nukuu and sayings!
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right inayofuata to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer alisema "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer alisema "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
She's sitting at the meza, jedwali with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the maziwa carton.


"Cash, check au charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a televisheni set in her purse.
"So, do wewe always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by patrisha727
celery has negative calories. It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to kumeza the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes uchungu, chungu things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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 Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Jones has currently inactivated most of his accounts. And recently - a foramu expressed kwa yet another anonymous user that Jones - previously known as "Kinlee And Elijah" Will be promoting a new album this year.

The last album Jones promoted was Stirling's third album "Brave Enough" Which released respectively on August 19, 2016. Nearly 3 years ago. Following the promotional album Jones released his third album "Forgive To Forget" in January 2017. After releasing his final video in November 2017. Jones has refrained since than from uploads. Other than the release of his third and final book in...
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean au the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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posted by Mrbiskit
Note: Alice in Wonderland is not created and owned kwa me. This is a story for this website and

Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and alisema "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant alisema "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice alisema "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant alisema "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice alisema "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant alisema "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice alisema "What?"

Tarrant alisema "You should...
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Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my upendo of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I upendo these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY zaidi in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, wewe know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....
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posted by Windwakerguy430


I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the sekunde cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
I think one of my inayopendelewa things about indie games (Aside from the sheer passion of creators that want to do their own thing) is the visuals they go for. From Hollow Knight’s charming dot eyed art to the amazing hand drawn movements of Skullgirls to the old 30s cartoon aesthetic of Cuphead, all of these games have an art style that drew me to them and made me want to play these games. But hey, a simple cel shading can also appeal to me. And that brings us to Lethal League Blaze

Starting out as a flash game called Lethal League (Which wewe can apparently play on the PS4 store now), Lethal...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie title Mulaka and find out.

Mulaka has wewe playing as a Tarahumara who is on a journey alone throughout...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
wewe know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world au it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed kwa Devolver Digital, Pikuniku

So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where wewe play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!

Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. wewe play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug kwa the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat au use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.

Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that wewe can feel the developers upendo and care in it. They make sasisho frequently for the game and...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Let this indie title be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if wewe play a game weeks au even months in advance before wewe actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse au for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.

So to elaborate, I am not a shabiki of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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