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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender au sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl au a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But wewe can also be neither a boy nor a girl. au wewe can be a little of both. au something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little zaidi common than wewe think.

And there aren't...
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Dear Grammar Nazis,

As a prospective English major who adores language, I’ll be the first to say that I think what wewe stand for is admirable. I upendo syntax and word choice and alliterations and commas.
But you’ll never see me correcting anyone else’s grammar on the internet. In fact, I’m the person who would tweet something along the lines of “i fuckin upendo lana del rey omfg!!!!”

Why? Because being a grammar Nazi is beyond pointless. It creates unnecessary drama and proves absolutely nothing.

The Argument Against Grammar Nazis

The drama point is obvious –...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get video uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an makala here on fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this orodha is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much upendo as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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posted by nmdis

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
kwa the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That wewe wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help wewe find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left wewe lying here
What you'd give to dry
These uchungu, chungu tears

Did it come naturally?
wewe a million miles from home
When wewe tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...
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posted by MineTurtle
This ain't mine. I twas originally written kwa xSHOCKYx, who alisema 'Pass this on if wewe upendo Jesus'. So here it is.

Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So wewe believe in God?"


"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"


"Are wewe good au evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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posted by FanFun1010
ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead au alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
wewe can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong au right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
wewe can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
wewe can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Kyssmig
One evening there was a murder in the nyumbani of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.

The other one helped the murderer.

These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.

2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.

3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.

4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.

5. The father was the oldest member of the family.

6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
This test is only for girls, so if wewe are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test wewe can chain mail to with any peeps au even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop au any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in maoni what wewe think of it!

FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true au not but the majibu actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to wewe people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 

This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just futa this. DO...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) wewe will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) wewe will check the Fridge to see if any chakula has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and wewe are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) wewe hate it when wewe run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when wewe are in the middle of a huge argument and realize wewe are wrong

8) wewe think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 dakika after the right moment

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posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that wewe need mental help:

1) wewe think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) wewe make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) wewe think your underwear will eat wewe alive

4) wewe speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) wewe think a monkey
is living in wewe toilet

6) wewe think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I alisema PIE!!!

8) If wewe scream that for no reason, well, wewe know

9) If wewe go to rob a store, then fake wewe are an employee

10) If wewe think fanpop is pointless
posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my Marafiki at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 dakika AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of wewe would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my Marafiki ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm uandishi this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did au are doing this, au that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and upendo and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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1. songesha the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. songesha all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal space so wewe have to songesha into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I thought these were funny, what do wewe guys think?

"Do not use if wewe cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping au unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mwezi of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd

In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that wewe just wanna ngumi, punch in the face , then someohow , wewe end up in a relationship with them , wewe fall in upendo , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing wewe want to burn either (:]) Well if wewe still have feelings for that person im gonna help wewe get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap wewe guys (: , ohk so wewe could first start off kwa doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave wewe on moto ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by edwardcarlisle
I saw a pick where it alisema "What else should fanpop have?" created kwa breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own profaili and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more klabu >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and


That's it!

Now wewe have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this wewe won't be a shabiki any zaidi from any club!