TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?”
5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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okay im gonna write in a special way

girls that are goth
they hate jocks
they hate it when u talk about sports
they hate it when u talk to much
they never want to do anything when their in a mood
they dont watch american idol
they dont like u to talk about american idol
they hate it when u say "why do u always wear black?"
they hate it when u bring them flowers
they hate it when u try to "make moves"
they hate it when u bring them to parties with people she doesn't know

girls that are smart
they like it when u say "your smartness is cute"
they hate it when u defer her smartness
they dont like it when u...

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn wewe alisema the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Wanyonya damu are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your vitabu are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. wewe have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets wewe a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If wewe want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if wewe are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...

10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see picha in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. wewe Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 dakika of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...

How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While wewe Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that wewe have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that wewe really...

Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN saa AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....

So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! wewe couldn't tell the difference between pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have wewe ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why pink has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once wewe venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...

My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" kwa Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of bia and cheap snack fooodds. For a lol they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...

"Stop The World"


I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much zaidi that we could do
wewe can't stop this girl from falling zaidi in upendo with you
wewe alisema 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...

Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...

I'm bored so this makala is bila mpangilio anyways...

1. Like- it makes wewe seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- wewe have to have zaidi words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane au out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what wewe call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, wewe have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...

1. wewe can name zaidi types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean wewe would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.

4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...

1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I upendo this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I upendo the way
ed told her " i will give wewe half of my
life if wewe give me half yours". Than
winry alisema "how about i give wewe all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know wewe want me
I made it obvious that I want wewe too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that wewe move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what wewe wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that wewe do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh wewe know
That tonight...