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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if wewe have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy kubeba and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and alisema it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy kubeba the sales man gave the girls the Teddy kubeba for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy kubeba evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy kubeba ontop of the book case...
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posted by AngelVicki427
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Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda kubeba costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...
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posted by flippy_fan210
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It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice siku of ranting.” he alisema as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around wewe a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and alisema sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by Lucien_Lachance
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It's best if wewe say your opinion

Xbox 360 au ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight au Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do wewe think of Justin Beiber? au One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo au Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should wanyama have rights? (yep)

Halo au COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook au twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

nyota wars au trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Thecharliejay
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1. If using a touch-tone, press bila mpangilio numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their maswali with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One siku in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: wewe B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI moto breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! moto BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
london tipton: *raped*
THE END!
posted by warriorcats02
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Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to Google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended kwa this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....
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posted by JonasLuver1
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Why Guys upendo Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss wewe ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though wewe both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have aliyopewa us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We upendo to be held, talked too but if wewe press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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1.When someone remembers the things wewe say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text wewe see is from the person wewe upendo <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your siku turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows wewe better than wewe know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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u should say to his family & friends:























































































































































-sorry for your lost.





























































































































































-i hope it was helpful :P


The End
posted by chattycandy
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Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by edwardcarlisle
10
Well, as the title says, this is a orodha of stupid maswali people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope wewe enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat chakula with panya, kipanya flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called kwa the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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posted by deathding
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! wewe couldn't tell the difference between pink and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have wewe ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why pink has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once wewe venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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posted by misscrazel
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe inayofuata mwaka I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
5
Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a dakika au two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are wewe doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
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6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the kengele (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if wewe have just cut your hair short and wewe don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for wewe :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, au play around with the badg if wewe have them. wewe need to be sure that wewe want this look, because once you've got it, there is little wewe can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel samaki and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel samaki could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a tafuta as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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