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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach, pwani with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: wewe haven't alisema that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run kwa the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If wewe keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical samaki stores.

4.A Wisconsin forklift, kubebea operator for a Miller bia distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper inaonyesha him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her wewe upendo her.

5. Call her before wewe sleep and after wewe wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease wewe back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her inayopendelewa movie with her au her inayopendelewa onyesha even if wewe think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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posted by reb1009
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These are the results of a countdown I did and the results are different on this club than what I thought it would be since I'm use to klabu such as Disney and dinsey princess shabiki klabu and usually Aurora always wins when it comes to beauty but surpriseingly she didn't win and an honorable mention to our five heroines who didn't make it to the juu 20 sorry girls your lovely but fanpop just didn't find wewe as lovely as the others
25.Tzipporah(The Prince of Egypt)
24.Anna(The King and I)
23.Snow White(Happily Ever After)
22.Crysta(Ferngully)
21.Meg(Hercules) she's the only Disney heroine not to make...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.



I "wonder" why some "people" like to use bila mpangilio "quotation marks" in their "sentences".

Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!

Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.

Be warned if wewe piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat wewe will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.

I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p

If wewe are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & anime characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my orodha of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my inayopendelewa thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...
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kwa request; the male version of my juu villain list. As it would turn out, I do in fact also upendo me a good male antagonist. I know, shocking right?

Honorable Mention: Kronk (Emperor's New Groove). This guy is freaking hilarious. I can't not like him. He and Yzma made the entire movie worth watching!
That whole "Right the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen specifically for Kuzco. Kuzco's poison" quote killed me! Best quote ever.

10. The Joker (Batman): Once again, not gonna lie, I don't watch much Batman. I'm not big on superheros. But I am intrigued kwa the Joker. He's like the...
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1-How are you?
2-Do wewe ever wish wewe were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age wewe get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if wewe think it fits your personality:
8-What did wewe do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing wewe would like to accomplish before your inayofuata birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have wewe ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If wewe could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do wewe wear contacts/glasses?
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable wewe are with it:
16-Have wewe ever considered plastic surgery? What would...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I must admit that I have often thought
of leaving it all behind and letting everything go

I was Lost and alone, as I always am,
So many people around me,
Yet no one seems to care.

They say they understand and upendo me very much,
But just when I Trust to love, they forget and songesha on.

I held the kisu so close
as tears, mixed with blood,
Began to fall slowly.
Like a foolish child I cried.

Knowing that I could end it all now
made my mind draw a blank.

I put the kisu away and tried to wipe the blood,
that ran faster than I can describe.

I knew suicide wasn't the answer I was looking for.
I knew there was a reason for me being alone.

So many bad things happening at once -
They can make wewe forget
About the good qualities of life.

Even though life is hard,
and trouble an inevitable part of it.

If wewe decide to leave it all behind,
maybe wewe will,
but I can guarantee that others
....Your Mistake will haunt
posted by pure-angel
Dost thou upendo life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure au nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt wewe represents determinism; the way wewe play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still onyesha a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, au kubeba its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
wewe Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket au playing tennis.


You know, kwa heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs kwa Debbie Gibson still haunt wewe to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are wewe doing something?” au “Have wewe eaten already?” are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All siku long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created kwa augustemily1997

Created kwa augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did wewe know that every night before wewe go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If wewe repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with wewe will approach wewe within one mwezi and ask wewe out au grab wewe and kiss you. but if wewe break this chain no one will...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. au the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an makala here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen chakula doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps wewe out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around krisimasi time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if wewe can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a Marafiki bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" au "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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About a mwezi ago, I wrote an makala where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a shabiki of Frozen. However, uandishi all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 au 15. But the reason I alisema I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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