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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO mgawanyiko, baidisha

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is uigizaji the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are zaidi than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has alisema that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that wewe have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the kitanda "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are mbwa cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do wewe fish?:

Nope!

Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless wewe try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do wewe have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have wewe broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...

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My own sad letter (Probaley sucks)

posted by Dethklokrox90

Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...

~Reah

SilentForce's juu 100 Power Ballads

posted by SilentForce

Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my juu 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If wewe upendo power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right makala for wewe but if wewe hate them wewe should just kindly go away from this article.Also if wewe expecting viungo then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that wewe will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't...

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60 things girls need to know about guys

posted by sweet_n_silly

I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...

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Quiz:Bet I can make wewe say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first chemsha bongo I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told wewe I could make wewe say 256.

OK,if wewe alisema to yourself,"No.You alisema wewe can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if wewe didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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wewe May Live In Michigan, Jeff Foxworthy

posted by x-menobsessed26

Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .

If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

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When people call wewe a nerd (dork,geek,loser etc.) and wewe lose your confidence just click here! :)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because wewe know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that wewe must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who wewe are and wewe should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make wewe feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

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wewe know your a furry when...

posted by 12e444

wewe know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your inayopendelewa character from nyota Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled kwa Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, au Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your inayopendelewa female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS!!!!!

posted by breebree446

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

: ) happy face
:-) just kidding au happy
:-( depressed au frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool au sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

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Furrball's Secret

posted by aldrine2016

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!

It was just a typical siku at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky bata walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught kwa their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the juu of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as alisema before. He and Buster were instructed kwa their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, bata season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

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My thoughts on perfection.

posted by Renegade1765

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with wewe guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

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things i hate

posted by flippy_fan210

-when wewe ask someone for something and they try to annoy wewe because they have it and wewe don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give wewe work wewe have to do at nyumbani and wewe have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Marafiki call saying they'll come over and never onyesha up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own nyumbani and being controlled kwa your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if wewe make one "dirty" au "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

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Harry Potter/ The Hunger Games crossover fanfic! Can wewe please give opinions?

posted by Face_of_Music

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at nyumbani with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in upendo for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really upendo him, but I think that he really does upendo me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

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A bila mpangilio Book I'm uandishi

posted by Face_of_Music

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL wewe MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!

This is a bila mpangilio book I was uandishi about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and alisema I could write a book au something. This is the first chapter, so I'd upendo it if wewe could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things wewe liked, things that didn't make...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic nukuu

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell wewe a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told wewe to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If wewe die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The maarufu girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my shati on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If wewe are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some bila mpangilio guy/girl = Is this kiti, kiti cha empty?
wewe = Yes and this one will be too if wewe sit here.

I'll write zaidi soon!!!

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President au Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a mwaka plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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new releases

posted by reb1009

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A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

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Ruminations: 631-403-2013

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Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

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Gay Marriage Debate Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status sasisho Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

"Travel...

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My take on homework.

posted by samuraibond005

I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether au not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, sekunde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...