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posted by ShadowFan100

So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for alisema story came to me in 2006, but I began uandishi this shit the inayofuata year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of wewe are easily traumatized kwa cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It...

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Just my opinion of fun words to say

posted by skunkpile

Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.

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Welcome To The Internet

posted by kicksomebut23

Welcome to the Internet where

Fun, Corruption, and Socialization dwells at.

You will find Some Caring People.

And wewe will find Some Ugly People.

The Ugly People on the Internet loves to

Troll, Argue All The Time, & Cyberbully Others.

Most of them do it because they want to boost

Oneself confidence, get rid of boredom in there life,

Or have problems they are dealing in there life.

Be careful with these people and never go far with them.

Unless wewe want to become just like them.

The Caring People on the Internet are

Obviously Friendly, Helpful, and Straightforward.

It will seem like most people on...

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Smart insult nukuu

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes wewe so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told wewe to be yourself simply couldn’t have aliyopewa wewe worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t wewe have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let wewe mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are wewe always this stupid au are wewe making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like wewe before – but I had to pay an admission.

If wewe took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d upendo to help wewe out…now, which way did wewe come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall ukuta and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 sekunde and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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The Weirdest, Randomest Story Ever

posted by wolfgrrl

I was born on a karanga plantation 62 sekunde before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", kwa Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chokoleti fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, au eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the siku I was born.

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is aliyopewa to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask wewe any maswali tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick wewe out...

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nyota Dance Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make wewe whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make wewe feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If wewe want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take wewe to places you've never been tonight
I thought kwa know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If wewe want me to
The...

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Things to remember

posted by randomgirl3000

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink wewe have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes kwa boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If wewe accidentally write...

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Best Free Apps for iPod Touch and iPhone

posted by misse1000

iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my juu Ten inayopendelewa Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games kwa Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If wewe have a Pogo account, wewe can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* kwa Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! wewe can download different flashcard sets simply kwa searching for a topic au wewe can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) sinema kwa Flixter with...

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Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

posted by smileypop9

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

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why u should never mess with a tomboy

posted by darktheheghog

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear pink au EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there Marafiki were girly girls anyways the sekunde thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak au stupid au dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...

In the Name of Harmen - Killer7 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. panzi Manufacturing is probably one of my inayopendelewa game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed kwa Capcom to be exclusives...

In-Indie - Absolver

posted by Windwakerguy430

Have wewe ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way zaidi fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t wewe know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but wewe take what wewe can get. So let us talk about Absolver

So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

In-Indie - Pikuniku

posted by Windwakerguy430

wewe know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world au it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed kwa Devolver Digital, Pikuniku

So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where wewe play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...

Life In The Fast Lane 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog shabiki Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can upendo any boy, as every boy can upendo reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped au broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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The Art Of Clickbait #2 (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Episode 2 is here!

Welcome back mates! In case wewe missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this makala series is all about.

In the last episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and bila mpangilio scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked wewe all for ideas in the maoni section below! That's also how this onyesha will be running from now on, so if wewe like this series, then don't forget to shabiki and leave a maoni below on what wewe guys and gals want me to create in the inayofuata episode!

And with that being said, let's...

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A Fun fanpop Q&A!

posted by deathding

Hello fellow Fanpoppers, it's Deathding again! And today, I wanted to try something different. To get to know wewe guys, and maybe find some cool stuff out about each other.

Basically, this makala will be a orodha of questions, and I'd like wewe folks (if wewe want, obviously) to answer as many as wewe want in the maoni below. Whether it be none, five, au even all of them, anything really goes.

You can be just as personal as wewe want with these, so if wewe don't feel comfortable about one of the questions, then just skip it.

I know this seems pretty out of nowhere, and it may get little to no attention...

🎵rant

posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and zaidi amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, au even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, au if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would wewe do? would wewe say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? au are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would wewe do in the end of the world? opinions?