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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before wewe read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, au even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take wewe down a dark road - one that once wewe start, wewe can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull wewe out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
my thoughts at the moment..

i dont know what people see anymore.
i think zaidi people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything wewe want it to be.

i dont think wewe relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell wewe your wrong about self.

The biggest mistake wewe can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by Mallory101
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
wewe may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world
that wewe would die for.

2.. At least 15 people in this world
upendo wewe in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate wewe
is because they want to
be just like you.

4. A smile from wewe can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about wewe
before they go to sleep.

6. wewe mean the world to someone.

7. wewe are special and unique.

8. Someone that wewe don't even know exists loves you.

9. When wewe make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

10. When wewe think the world
has turned its back on wewe
take another look.

11. Always remember the compliments wewe received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one mwaka behind in this show.. But now that their inaonyesha every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).

It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
(I made this around two years zamani and never finished it so..... HERE wewe GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centipedes, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed kwa Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced kwa the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries wewe invite me in
I am the betrayal wewe could not have seen
The killer wewe thought wewe knew
One siku I will be your mother au your...
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posted by invadercalliope
These nukuu are nukuu with differnt meanings of ferret, chororo-kaya au just the animal.
“If a ferret, chororo-kaya bites wewe it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the maoni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, wewe can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret, chororo-kaya it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret, chororo-kaya it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if wewe want this to be funny, wewe might want to read au watch the harry potter sinema and books. If wewe already have the just read.

1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told wewe wewe had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

I said,
Why do wewe always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd wewe treat your life like a dream?

She skipped over to the 4th pew
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posted by thespikedturtle

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one wewe may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, kwa today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by milorox18

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing wewe could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy wewe were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all wewe wanted to do

wewe want = wewe want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious kwa now.

Do what wewe want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want wewe to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, wewe moron!

You're ... so manly = wewe need a shave and wewe sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all wewe ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This jikoni is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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posted by Dreamtime
when wewe feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and wewe Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and wewe find wewe always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if wewe turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
and if wewe need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and wewe will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each siku that wewe cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Who alisema car names don't have meanings





VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL 🚑 🚑 🚑

🚑 Old
🚑 People
🚑 Enjoying
🚑 Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

BMW 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
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posted by Weasel1999
IV The Bathroom
Ember had been wandering aimlessly around the endless corridors and baffling twists and turns when she saw how dark it was getting outside. She would have checked her watch if she had one, but she didn’t so she hazarded a guess at it being about 10, 11 o’clock. She was exhausted and needed to find somewhere to sleep.
But first she wanted to take a shower. She hadn’t washed since she arrived at the mansion and it showed. Her soft skin which was normally a delicate pale porcelain, tiled was now covered with a light layer of grime.
She had changed a lot since the fire. Her hair which...
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from wewe will be painful: remember that before wewe get me.

2. Give me time to understand what wewe want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. wewe have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however wewe treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before wewe hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...
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posted by wildchild_rids1
most stupid maswali ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the sinema and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets wewe did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were wewe sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my inayopendelewa )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r wewe ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!


hope u like it dont forget to maoni
posted by hetaliaitaly

my name is Zack...

i am but fourteen...

my eyes are swollen...

I cannot see, ...

I must be stupid ...

I must be bad, ...

What else could have made...

My dad so mad? ...

I wish I were better ...

I wish I weren't ugly, ...

Then maybe my mum ...

Would still want to hug me....

i dont want to speak at all ...

i can't do a wrong ...

au else I'm locked up ...

All the siku long. ...

When I awake I'm all alone...

The house is dark ...

My parents aren't nyumbani ...

When my mum does come...

I'll try and be nice, ...

So maybe I'll get just...

One whipping tonight...

Don't make a sound!...

I just...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley au our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I alisema giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the mkate and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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