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posted by kinga10111
..... bila mpangilio Facts .....

If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a Marafiki bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" au "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are wewe doing something?" au "Have wewe eaten already?" are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a moyo attack. His moyo isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first wewe don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on moto with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
wewe Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket au playing tennis.


You know, kwa heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs kwa Debbie Gibson still haunt wewe to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when wewe are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then wewe may call her kwa this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart au yelling, I'd be killing the nyara right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every mwezi there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a swali asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', au whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's profaili is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if wewe want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that wewe had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay wewe upendo it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister au brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.
posted by spunkyonyx
If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. wewe can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil au paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever wewe really are.

Ready? ...

GO!!!


FIRST QUESTION: wewe are participating in a race. wewe overtake the sekunde person. What position are wewe in?
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ANSWER: If wewe answer that wewe are first, then wewe are absolutely wrong! If wewe overtake the sekunde person and wewe take his place, wewe are second! Try not to screw up in the inayofuata question.

To answer the sekunde question, don't take as much
time as wewe took for the first question.

SECOND...
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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells wewe a joke and wewe say "LOL".

3. wewe watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. wewe have called out someone's screen name while making upendo to your significant other.

5. wewe keep begging your Marafiki to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. wewe have to get a 2d phone line just so wewe can call pizza Hut.

9. wewe go into labour and wewe stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by spunkyonyx
hujambo guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the chanzo if available. Any others wewe may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have zaidi zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like wewe for a minute, and then forget wewe afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are wewe doing something?” au “Have wewe eaten already?” are the first usual maswali a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell wewe a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give wewe the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win au lose fight its one of those that wewe hate.
Cheral:Do wewe have that one girl that wewe don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of wewe do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps wewe guys, GREAT! if anyone has any maswali most likely i will be zaidi than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your dawati is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask wewe to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a bila mpangilio mwaka and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by kitkat709477
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