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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of wewe already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return nyumbani and to return on here as well- I have missed nyumbani as well as my greatest Marafiki on here and in honor of this I would like to give to wewe all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop kwa at my sister's house first because her vehicle was zaidi "on the trip" go unlike our van which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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posted by fly210
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I bet wewe can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started imba so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then alisema they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 mwaka old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
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1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are zaidi important than her.
4. She needs to get wewe chakula while wewe sit and do whatever wewe want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. smack her punda and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that wewe upendo her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. songesha somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
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1 dress up as hidan on the first siku of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday kwa Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when wewe get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers wewe stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from Hetalia ~or however wewe spell it~ ad yell pasta, tambi all day.


i made these!!
According to the fanpop link, these are the only things not allowed to be ilitumwa on fanpop



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1.You abuse our upendo wewe lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we upendo him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our upendo is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we upendo be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape au form.
6.Guys wewe should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with wewe (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly upendo we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When wewe (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by kinga10111
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..... bila mpangilio Facts .....

If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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posted by KateKicksAss
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This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the sinema with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to jiunge us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy au a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current juu 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I upendo this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big shabiki of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this orodha actually....
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When having a nightmare and wewe suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around wewe are made kwa your brain which wewe sometimes think is completely empty... Also if wewe know you're dreaming, wewe can control your dream and wewe will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when wewe suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your inayopendelewa celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are wewe up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any junk, taka chakula au soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where wewe can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal inayopendelewa are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that wewe can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where wewe ubunifu the clothes yourself!
link - A website with viungo to hundreds of dress-up and design...
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posted by sahian5
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CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at wewe a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments wewe a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if wewe are single.

06. He asks wewe out for lunch.

07. He asks wewe out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats wewe like a lady.

12. He walks wewe to your door.

13. He wants to see wewe often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells wewe he likes you.

16. His Marafiki know...
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posted by hrsagar
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A boy had cancer & he had 1 mwezi to live . He upendo a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD duka & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never alisema anything to him. After a mwezi he died . When the girl went to his nyumbani & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own upendo letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u upendo some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what wewe know, not about how much wewe can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting inayofuata to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot zaidi as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes


After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, zaidi than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to kiss a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by lloonny
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-Last night I lay in kitanda looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist alisema something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by nikki5516
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Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things wewe could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game au a made up fairytale in your...
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posted by smileypop9
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Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The siku came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing wewe know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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