HELLO MY FRIEND

1.skip randomly
2.pretend wewe have a bila mpangilio obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the inayofuata few days and buy all sorts of llama related stuff then one siku dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several zaidi times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of wewe so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...