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Alien and Predator are playing the game of all games - chess. Who do wewe think will win?
This bila mpangilio karatasi la kupamba ukuta contains kusoma chumba. There might also be chumba cha kuchorea, chumba kuchora, chumba familia, familia chumba, sebuleni, ameketi chumba, mbele ya chumba, chumba, kukaa chumba, chumba mbele, and parlor.
I wondered if wewe could hear my moyo in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when wewe wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as wewe fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
au maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I upendo you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when wewe wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.
I pondered all that as wewe fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
au maybe it's all just a dream.
But when I declared "I upendo you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it alisema on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it alisema on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"
Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
