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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people wewe just didn’t want to annoy – wewe know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, wewe just didn’t want to kuvuka, msalaba Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...
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posted by kinga10111
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded zaidi than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a mwaka are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are zaidi than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If wewe counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A mamba always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
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Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of wewe do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps wewe guys, GREAT! if anyone has any maswali most likely i will be zaidi than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black mbwa that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If wewe ever meet him, you'll know him kwa two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When wewe see him the first time, he brings wewe joy. He follows wewe wherever wewe go, wags his tail, waits for wewe if wewe stop along the way. The sekunde time wewe meet him is a time of...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse peach, pichi was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", peach, pichi told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s juu superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s ujumla, jumla health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE orodha of facts in my computer so zaidi will be coming! ^_^

To win a dhahabu disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the mwaka the phone was invented.

The CD was developed kwa Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody kwa Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my guitar, gitaa doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do wewe remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
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