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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least inayopendelewa teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your Marafiki and go to the mall au something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your kitanda listening to every song on it.
9: Look up bila mpangilio people in your yearbook and if wewe know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are wewe from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when wewe fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Lost my number, can I have yours
-if wewe were a booger I'd pick wewe first
-help the homeless...take me nyumbani with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do wewe have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of wewe because of taking notes in class.

Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when wewe have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely zaidi intelligent than wewe really are. I have picked out some of her vipendwa to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended kwa the T- shati slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the shati isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five mwaka old boy wearing a shati that alisema "Girls Have Cooties" au "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female au male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have wewe ever seen a T.V. onyesha where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so wewe don't carry their sins.

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Two wewe can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! wewe threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! wewe only wish wewe could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont wewe fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an tembo I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." alisema my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed picha of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." alisema an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other nyota accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot zaidi at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are zaidi than the choices that wewe make. wewe are zaidi than the many hearts you’ll break. wewe are zaidi than your dreams that don’t come true. wewe are zaidi than whatever people think of you.
You are zaidi than the things that wewe say. wewe are zaidi than the places that wewe stay. wewe are zaidi than the things that wewe do. wewe are zaidi than I could ever think of you.
You are so much zaidi than what wewe think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make wewe someone new. wewe are more. wewe are worth it. wewe are so much greater than wewe think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A maduka makubwa had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some zaidi trays and have them ready for wewe kwa the time wewe finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big bacon Classic with cheese.


On the sekunde siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth siku of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five kitunguu rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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added by EllentheStrange
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she alisema no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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