1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."
7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
continue reading...