Things to Try on an Elevator-
1) CRACK open your briefcase, mkoba au handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the ukuta without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him au her to call wewe Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these...
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