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This bila mpangilio picha might contain anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.

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I'm putting two funny makala together in one, hope wewe enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I upendo deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would wewe know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what wewe need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless wewe hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't wewe the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, wewe must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are wewe Andy au Barney?

6) I thought wewe had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do wewe know why wewe pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person inayofuata to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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Haha!!I upendo this song!
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