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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A panya survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for mbwa are sold in Tokyo

6. A dolphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A mamba can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast muziki makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs zaidi than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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These are just bila mpangilio ways to eat my inayopendelewa cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself

If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if wewe think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon, limau is lying on the juu step, and wewe are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. sekunde later wewe land on your ass, and inayofuata wewe are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon, limau is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon, limau that was created kwa your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon, limau into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Marafiki riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a gppony, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox, mbweha is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when wewe sneeze because when wewe sneeze, your moyo stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A konokono can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos au rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like wewe know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their maswali with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got zaidi "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A mwaka has passed by, and Don is chosen kwa the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef shoka with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the hivi karibuni years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad uandishi behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and jiunge the ranks of washed up directors like...
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