Fractal Cat karatasi la kupamba ukuta

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open kwa themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call wewe Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until wewe hear the penny wewe dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious kwa now"

"Do what wewe want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want wewe to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, wewe moron."

"You're...so manly "means" wewe need a shave and wewe sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all wewe ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...