Perfect Perspective Optical Illusions

"Remember December"


I feel a seperation coming on
'Cause I know wewe want to be moving on
I wish it would snow tonight
You'd pull me in, avoid a fight
'Cause I feel a seperation coming on
Just prove, that there's nothing left to try
'Cause the truth, I'd rather we just both deny
wewe kissed me with those open eyes
It says so much, it's no suprise
To you, but I've got something left inside

Don't surrender, surrender, surrender
Please remember, remember, December
We were so in upendo back then,
Now you're listening
To what they say
Don't go that way
Remember, remember, December
Please remember,...

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. wewe have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep wewe trying over and over again to see if wewe can outsmart
your foot, but, wewe can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching wewe (they will think wewe are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your dawati in front...

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a kitanda of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your mto X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...

Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded zaidi than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a mwaka are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are zaidi than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If wewe counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A mamba always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...

On tons of klabu i see a swali saying "Can wewe plz be a shabiki of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on bila mpangilio is Can wewe plz be my fan? Just filling up my sasisho zaidi and zaidi everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 au zaidi mashabiki asking Can u shabiki me plz i really need some zaidi fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the zaidi mashabiki its just life XD And wewe gotta earn your mashabiki because i had to earn my mashabiki and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked...

Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited kwa mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened mkate which is mkate made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....

A very sad event has happened today.Lefteris Theodosios Notaras(why must his name be so long?) has died heroically while protecting a hot blonde girl with huge tits from demonic forces.
He was a lot of things:The meme god,the waifu overlord,the martial artist,the chivalrous pervert but above all a good fellow that will be missed forever
REST IN spaghetti, tambi NEVER FORGETTI

'Now lets all sing this song in honour of him like he would want us to do.*Breathes deeply*:
''I'm like yo
They took my long Lost bro Lefteris
Like no
Oh my god woah
You shot bae
"Lefteris! Are wewe okay Lefteris?"
No he was dead
You took...