1. When wewe get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend wewe are deaf.
4. If he asks if wewe knew how fast wewe were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if wewe can see his gun.
6. When he says wewe aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why wewe were speeding, tell him wewe had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him kwa his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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