Fuck That

A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from wewe mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes wewe au hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her wewe upendo her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When wewe see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When wewe see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When wewe see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...

How to Survive the songesha to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen mwandishi Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of wewe girls who are kusoma this right now are probably even going into a new school. If wewe want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great Marafiki kwa your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When wewe think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for wewe is the easy part. If wewe be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of Marafiki who care about you. Or, if wewe just look around...

We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Marafiki and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...