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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can wewe fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible...

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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned kwa their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their nyumbani in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded kwa mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by milorox18

1. wewe can do whatever wewe damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. wewe can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. wewe can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. wewe don't having to think about birth control, calendars au ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. wewe can go out and flirt as much as your moyo desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet kiti, kiti cha issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between wewe and the people in front of wewe while waiting in line.
Every time wewe pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind wewe in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let wewe off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, au pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My makala On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an makala on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an makala about reasons why wewe should do pointe
1. wewe get to be taller
2. wewe can use them in self defense
3. wewe can... what wewe don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 saa Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done kwa a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the siku of the...

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Exams rage

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Alphabet letters karatasi la kupamba ukuta

added by fatoshleo

Source: @fatoshleo

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Online Character Makers/dress up

posted by AislingYJ

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with wewe a few websites online that wewe can ubunifu characters! wewe all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, au just in your mind, and here are some websites where wewe can ubunifu their appearance! au wewe could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, au make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is kwa far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically wewe use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...

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Interesting au Creepy?- Facts

posted by Quirnechia

zaidi people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If wewe sneeze too hard, wewe can fracture a rib. If wewe try to suppress a sneeze, wewe can rupture a blood vessel in your head au neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are zaidi likely to be struck kwa lightning than to be eaten kwa a shark.
You are zaidi likely to be infected by...

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My opinion on correcting grammar and spelling

posted by User20392

Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This makala is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be zaidi than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've alisema here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...

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How to Make Skittles vodka

posted by australia-101

Skittles Vodka

Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of vodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Candy (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of vodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if wewe plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter au extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel au strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the colors of Skittles that wewe want to flavor the vodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is chokaa if wewe are using original Skittles,...

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Sad Stories Regarding AIDS

posted by DramaQueen1020

Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the mwaka on his pickup van but when I did not see him for over a mwaka I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...

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Spell to turn into a mermaid easy to do

posted by theprettiergirl

This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite mkufu on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me samaki all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast wewe need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and wewe will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and wewe will get a tail but wewe do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also wewe will get powers when wewe do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on wewe but the spell the got put on wewe will end in the mornings.

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair au face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys upendo and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is inaonyesha affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking wewe as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its fur, manyoya after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Blue City

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Everything in life happenes for a reason. Be strong. Never give up. And keep smiling.

posted by nikki5516

"Sometimes wewe wanna give up cause wewe dont think that wewe can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, songesha on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside wewe hurts, wewe just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when wewe think wewe had all wewe can take, just stick up your head and know that wewe will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...

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NikPiks - Amélie is a Modern Masterpiece

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ya know, having watched a lot of sinema in hivi karibuni time, I have come to realize that my attention span is short. I mean, it’s way better than when I was a kid, but it still takes a lot for me to pay attention to a film, even ones I like. I upendo sinema like Miller’s Crossing and It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but sheesh, two and a half hours. Great movie, highly recommend it, but I am not comfortable sitting in one spot for too long. But when a movie really grips me, really gets me, and I want to see it fully, I will pause it, go and do something else, and come right back, rather than...

In-Indie - Indivisible: Incredible Disappointment

posted by Windwakerguy430

wewe all know me. I upendo me some Skullgirls. I upendo me some 2nd and 3rd Encore. I upendo those animations and combos and characters, and I was always happy to see what Lab Zero would do next. And low and behold, after another fundraiser, we get news of another indie game kwa them, another visually impressive game known as Indivisible. Everything got me excited. The character design, the music, the intro that was animated kwa Titmouse and Studio Trigger. The entire game looked beautiful and got me excited. I waited for a full mwaka for the game to get ready, and I paid the full forty dollar price...