School Rage

Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and chajio, chakula cha jioni like a beggar.

Eat zaidi foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less chakula that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play zaidi games.

Read zaidi vitabu than wewe did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 dakika each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 dakika walk daily. And while wewe walk, smile.


Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. wewe have no idea what their journey is all about
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Don’t have negative thoughts au things wewe cannot control. Instead invest...

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your shati which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that wewe would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care zaidi than what wewe want them to and...

Are wewe saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are wewe again?
Mom, wewe too can be saved.
I need zaidi money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have wewe ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....

•    Stand on juu of the high board and say wewe won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because wewe have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend wewe can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...