Mindfuck

This ain't mine. I twas originally written kwa xSHOCKYx, who alisema 'Pass this on if wewe upendo Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So wewe believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are wewe good au evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I upendo the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your moyo beat is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If wewe could see me, wewe could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes wewe happy. I always want wewe to be happy. I don't like it when wewe cry. wewe sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a bila mpangilio song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are zaidi people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even alisema shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give wewe a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if wewe can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your siku been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...