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wewe will shit bricks,
bila mpangilio
(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive wewe to madness kwa letting wewe figure out why the heck I alisema pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^


Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, au perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P


And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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When life gives wewe a hundred reasons to cry, onyesha life that wewe have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who wewe are and say what wewe feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your moyo broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend au maybe even fall in upendo with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and upendo like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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1.fart with your armpits with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell wewe to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on junk, taka chakula when they told wewe not to
12.spend their money and claim wewe donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary everything the say to wewe yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and wewe can use these to annoy your brother au sister and watch the fun :-))
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1) She walks away from wewe mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes wewe au hits wewe *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to wewe first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Marafiki house *prank call her*

1) If he pokes wewe *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets wewe wear his clothing *he likes wewe in his stuff*
7) If wewe are tired of waiting for him to make the first songesha *make it yourself*
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If wewe think you're fat, wewe probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If wewe ask a swali wewe don't want an answer to, expect an
answer wewe don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless wewe are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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