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jessie j mix

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Metallica Mii's

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bila mpangilio karatasi la kupamba ukuta

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Badass Kirby

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Family guy nukuu

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits inayofuata Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have wewe tried inaonyesha him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like wewe - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - samaki Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by Alma_

Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do wewe know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' inayopendelewa Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a mashua he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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A Burger King Adventure (WARNING: RANDOMNESS MAY CAUSE BRAIN TO EXPLODE)

posted by katetekiku

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, alisema as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry muziki videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time inayopendelewa fast chakula restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out au dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...

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Meth Poem

posted by happyfreak

A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she alisema it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written kwa a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As wewe will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...

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If wewe upendo your Darling "mom"..."why u owe to your mom"

posted by scarlet009

25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If wewe don't straighten up, I'm going to knock wewe into the middle of inayofuata week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I alisema so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me zaidi LOGIC .

"If wewe fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure...

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MONAVIE... I SWARE IT IS NOT A WINE IT REALLY HELPS U N ITS HEALTHY!!!

posted by rolie1

MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s juu superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s ujumla, jumla health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...

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Facts about food!

posted by patrisha727

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each mwaka on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix chakula to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...