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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If wewe can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If wewe can't see Chuck Norris wewe may be only sekunde away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their inayopendelewa cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach, pwani at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when wewe mean it and make sure they know wewe mean it.

13. Give bila mpangilio gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl wewe ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every sekunde possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....