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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t wewe judge kwa the cover it’s so far from what wewe see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on wewe to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give wewe something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m uigizaji out

Set me free, I’m ready to onyesha you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a onyesha what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m uigizaji out

Welcome to a new...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When wewe tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies wewe tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my moyo was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Am sure wewe all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people kwa where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out video about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that kwa just looking at the title, wewe know it was made kwa someone who lacks a soul. here is the title of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when wewe think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) wewe guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want wewe showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way wewe can tell a girl likes wewe is when she's out of words when wewe talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks wewe if wewe like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a bila mpangilio person wewe upendo them
9. go up to a worker and ask them bila mpangilio questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big au for guys just a bila mpangilio bra and ask a worker how wewe look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a bila mpangilio person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat chakula before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the juu of your lungs
posted by Anime_Gir1235
Ok my brother(pikachu700 his dumb self) had this crazy dream about Darla Dimple and... people here i'll tell wewe that story :3
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS kisu AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley au our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I alisema giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the mkate and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
Hold on to me, upendo
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I upendo wewe and I'm not afraid, oh

Can wewe hear me?
Can wewe feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of wewe
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow mti
(Come and find me)

I know wewe hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of wewe
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for wewe wewe twit she was only after your money and could have aliyopewa a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by trentgwenfan1
i upendo cereal yes i do

i upendo cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i upendo cerial yes i do i upendo cerial wewe better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if wewe can't have crealeal

do not steal

i upendo creal yes we do i upendo ceral wewe should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i upendo ccerale yes i do

i upendo crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some bila mpangilio songs wewe made up plz commet
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that wewe can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the nyumbani Depot is zaidi saving and zaidi doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are zaidi than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every mwaka people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kuki, vidakuzi and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i upendo my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones wewe see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they upendo their haters, and sometimes I think "if wewe upendo your haters, then why do wewe hate back?" seriously....
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of machungwa, chungwa traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your chajio, chakula cha jioni with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in bila mpangilio spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone wewe meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P mbwa name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; wewe answer maswali such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; wewe get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are babies ugly at first?
CANADA24; wewe try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; wewe take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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