How do wewe stalk?

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.

4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.

5. I will be with wewe forever.

6. wewe have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE wewe AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING wewe 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST nyota IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T wewe EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO wewe BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF au I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the onyesha earlyer!Bye!
The End

A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a shabiki of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)

I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D