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Tails, Cream And as a couple
Tails, Cream And as a couple
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Condoms are STYLISH!
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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)
posted by Invader-Tak
(CREATED kwa RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can futa the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused kwa Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle wewe with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a moyo attack; his moyo lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}
posted by cute20k
INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do wewe always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd wewe treat your life like a dream?

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She skipped over to the 4th pew
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Ponder these imponderables!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
If wewe tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when wewe turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if wewe open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when wewe transport something kwa car, it's called a shipment, but when wewe transport something kwa ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...
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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"
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A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"






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posted by sapherequeen
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a shabiki of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)

I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D
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Emails to ALice
posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that wewe were real, that wewe all were , that he was.
There is evidence that wewe were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming au not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and wewe diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, au did i make wewe up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without wewe i dont know. But i want to find out. Do wewe think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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Night Surgeon Lyrics
posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can wewe forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the mitaani, mtaa physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your punda like rembrandt!
Ha! wewe Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when wewe see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what wewe did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who wewe are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View
posted by milorox18
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with zaidi than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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Funny Stuff!
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DAS ROTE PFERD! (ENGLISH BELOW)
posted by hannah16
Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für pango Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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Cami Secret Parody (Boob Apron)
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Spongebob Poop - Magic conch Shell
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'Deep Throat" Kermit The Frog On Family Guy
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