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LoL-So True!

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bila mpangilio

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Random....Questions answer...

posted by moolah

Questions:
Do wewe think Eggs are disgusting?

Are mbwa cute?

Do wewe fish?

Are wewe at the age where wewe can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do wewe have a boyfriend au girlfriend?

Do wewe know who Hayley Steele is?

Have wewe ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do wewe have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

chai is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt chokoleti in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

chokoleti Pie is Gross?

Do wewe have a cat?

Do wewe have a dog?

Have wewe ever had a baby?

Are wewe father au a mother au nothing?

Do wewe write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If wewe had a catch phrase what would it be?

inayopendelewa singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot au what?

Yes au No?

Black au White?

How to post majibu with maswali Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)

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I H8 THE BITCHES IN MY CLASS

posted by MiizLadiDiime

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in mwaka 8 yeah i alisema it mwaka eight they act like deh 18 au sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss au snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i upendo wewe i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang wewe oh come pango fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if wewe talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Marafiki with other guys.

But when you're sitting inayofuata to us, and some bila mpangilio guy walks into the room  and wewe jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if wewe sit there and talk to him for ten dakika without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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things a guy should know about a girl

posted by bvbmary15

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her wewe upendo her.

5. Call her before wewe sleep and after wewe wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease wewe back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her inayopendelewa movie with her au her inayopendelewa onyesha even if wewe think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...

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Funny stuff

added by azkaban

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Le Boyfriend.

added by Moosick

I know krisimasi is over now but these grinch coffee mugs are just too funny

added by 1012jackson

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Ranty-cat in a nutshell

added by Nuri__

So COVID 19 is our technical 2319 situation just like in monsters inc

added by 1012jackson

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Ya! It's Rewind Time - Shadow of Destiny (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So let me start this makala off kwa saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an makala called juu Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called juu tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...

Merry Freakin' krisimasi - siku 23: drake of the 99 dragoni

posted by Windwakerguy430

I was really not looking mbele to this game. drake of the 99 dragoni is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… zaidi so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published kwa Majesco and developed kwa Idol FX, drake of the 99 dragoni was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with drake of the 99 dragoni getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Merry Freakin' krisimasi - siku 6: Fray

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game kwa the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, wewe play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. wewe can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...

Merry Freakin' krisimasi - siku 5: Jenga World Tour

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was zaidi of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Candy Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...