^Random^

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that wewe think they're Tom Cruise au Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie nyota in question).
Ask the guy inayofuata to wewe to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person inayofuata to you, "Are wewe in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, wewe have a very irate home,' she alisema governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that wewe have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair kwa leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while wewe were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while wewe were talking

6. Had people tell wewe that wewe are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell wewe that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush kwa your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...