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posted by Immortal42
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What Color Of Socks Are wewe Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
pink = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are wewe Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
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Yup. Title says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Lost Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My moyo and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell wewe I upendo You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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posted by Juilet1234
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Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect wewe from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life wewe wore heavy mittens. If wewe dial a phone, try to use a remote control, au try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much zaidi difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything wewe see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a bila mpangilio song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are zaidi people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even alisema shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by evangelinetom
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that wewe are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the kitanda holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say wewe know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors kwa your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as wewe can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by iluvsmj
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do wewe want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take wewe out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call wewe sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give wewe a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why wewe are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are wewe going through now?

"I upendo you, too." = Okay, I alisema it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by shelb18
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee kwa soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your Marafiki face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say wewe have a ghost clock until wewe get tired au pass out.
10. make bila mpangilio maoni to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of bila mpangilio fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say wewe want breakfast.
19. eat chokoleti cake until wewe go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by ilovetech29
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1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a mti and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by greenstergirl
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I if wewe want this to be funny, wewe might want to read au watch the harry potter sinema and books. If wewe already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told wewe wewe had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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posted by taytrain97
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are wewe really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can wewe speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of wewe now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: wewe are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought wewe were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by karpach_13
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. wewe have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets wewe a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If wewe want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if wewe are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by jedigal1990
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hello my fellow awsome bila mpangilio fanpopers,
i'm writting this makala to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed kwa picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the maoni have got me worried i was kusoma through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule kwa mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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added by BeatlesFan12
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wewe want = wewe want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious kwa now.

Do what wewe want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want wewe to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, wewe moron!

You're ... so manly = wewe need a shave and wewe sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all wewe ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This jikoni is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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